It’s almost 5AM in the morning, and I am in the office already. My aunt is visiting and she snores like I have never heard snoring before.. I swear I couldn’t sleep because of her snoring like a pro and so I decided an hour ago to make a move and hit the roads to the office, I thought even if I got a 30minute sleep in the car or in the office would be better than keeping on trying back home. Now I must admit that driving in Dubai at 4:30AM is awesome! Those who suffer from Dubai traffic jam nightmare know what I am talking about, you all should try it out at 4AM
The best part was driving non-stop! Like no fck’d up drivers blocking the left most lane on 60kmph or the like… until I got someone flashing me from behind, that was odd, like I barely would have 5 cars around me at a time, so why this dude is flashing me, specially that I am not on the left most lane..? before I give the way, some lights in blue and red started to blink on the top of that car, cops! And they gave me the signal to pull over .. eek!
It was a regular random check, they asked for my license and registration papers, and then they let me go – it must’ve been my T-shirt that scared them



I just took this shot now, *slim-mer can confirm that I am wearing this tee today.

Now this cops’ situation seems normal, regardless of the fact that it’s my first time to get stopped by cops whilst driving ever, except that I would’ve probably got screwed if it was like 24 hours ago:

=ryye asked me a couple of days ago “anything funny happened to u lately?” and this is what I told her:

<sub>funny. yes, i am just trying to remember.. i smoked mauie wowie last night and i freaked out when i realized that i will be in the airport in one hour time! i started spraying my self with deodorant all the way like it will actually help, after 3minutes, i noticed that i even sprayed my mouth!! I looked miserable, i took eye drops to hide any potentially red eyes and once i got on the plane past 3AM i crashed on the seat, then i remembered how annoying them airhostesses when they wake u up to ask you if you want to eat, so i pulled the sticker that says "Do not Wake me Up" which is the best thing Emirates airlines have, and sticked it on the armrest side of the chair, i wanted to stick it on the back of seat infront of me, but i was afraid the hostess might approach from front so she would not notice it, so i put it on the side, and made sure i dont put my arm on it hiding it.. and zzzZZZZ... only to wake up on someone touching my shoulder asking me "sir, would you like to have a light meal?"!!!! unbelievable!! I was in the state where you are sooooo sleepy, and sooo tired, and you feel your eyes are sooo heavy to open and your tongue is even heavier to talk.. i cldn't figure out why she woke me up.. i looked at her with half open eyes, and then pointed at the sticker.. "ohhh!! i am so sorry sir" she reacted. Whatever.. next time i will put the sticker on my forehead.. i will do it.

we landed, i can tell you that i didnt feel the take off or the landing of the plane in that flight, i was wasted.. then the best part came.. passing through dubai airport customs.. like when i am clean, i get stopped, how about me in this situation, kinda tripping.

i was awake, and as i got into the last check point before leaving the airport, i was expecting the worst... only to find that the officer in duty is a familiar face.. HE WAS MY CLASSMATE FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL DAYS hahahahaahahaa... how awesome! i almost wanted to kiss him, my guardian angel, but i was afraid he would notice any smell of MJ.. but it was really great to see him, had a bit of chit chat and he let me to my way.. i could bet that my chances where very high to get stopped if someone else was there</sub>



I spent most of the following hours asleep, and then I woke up to find a reminder of a friend’s birthday party.. maaan, I don’t want to turn it down, yet I am not so sure I am clean enough to drive.. I went back to bed and woke up at 23:00hrs, took a shower, dressed up, grabbed my camera and made my move at midnight.. it was at 400 club, Fairmont. I felt kinda sleepy by the time I got there, but I woke up when the bouncer did not want to let me in.. specially with the camera.. I got in eventually when O.B [link] / [link] , the birthday boy, came out.. Abbas, the bouncer, is a jackass.
I ended up with a stupid Canon G7 to snap lame party shots, and then went home to continue sleeping.. on the way back home I thought so much of running into cops at that late hour (or early morning hour), but it just happened the next day.. hehe, I don’t want to picture myself being randomly stopped.. yesterday..

Don’t get me wrong.. I am not a junkie or whatsoever, but YouOnlyLiveOnce

Heh, I hope I will be travelling today because the last thing I want is another fucking night with my aunt’s music.

And on a side note, last evening I got an sms with wonderful news.. which I hope is going to change someone’s life for good – the best news I have heard in a long time.. I hope you’re reading these lines so that you know I am really happy for you.

And this is my new phone’s ring tone [link] (*slim-mer will hate me once he know that )

_{p.s. typed early, posted late.. a blackout in between}